This happened last week while I was staying up late to finish an assignment …
*chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
"What kind of bird chirps in the middle of the night?"
*peeks out window*
"Oh god. I can see the sunrise."
At some point in elementary school, I sold myself as a guinea pig, to test out a new meningitis c vaccine. My reward? Lollipops and movie tickets. I ended up with a fever and remember questioning if it was worth it.